Idk bout the U.S. but British cheerleaders tend to just refer to them as poms. Seeing as Tom is British, pomska would be more appropriate here.
terrorist tomska: bombska
cheerleader tomska: pom-pomska
tomska eats: nomska
tomska throws up: vomska
when tomska went to the school dance: promska
tomska’s mother: momska
tomska plays emulated video games: romska
what tomska is made of: atomska
tomska gets a pedicure: tomspa
We have goth metal, speed metal, pirate metal, Viking metal, even reggae metal.
Why is cheer metal not a thing yet?
It just makes sense - outlandish makeup, facials, being loud and aggressive. And some of the stuff cheerleaders do is pretty metal. I would buy cheer metal, Hell I’d do an individual routine to it! Imagine going to worlds and the cheer metal comes on and some huge cheerleading mosh pit ensues. Imagine the routines you could do to a cheer mix with heavy metal screaming out. I wanna join these two worlds together. This needs to be a thing. Someone make this happen. Please.
when you tweet Daniel Flaherty asking him to cuddle you better when you’re sick and sneezy and he favourites your tweet.
Does that mean yes?
ALEC HOPKINS JUST TWEETED ME BACK.
ALEC HOPKINS ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE.
*flails round like Joseph Delage*.
Finding out Daniel Flaherty is a mad political lefty has made me 200% more attracted to him.