Chinadoll Belle

last night i dreamt i went to some harry potter festival in liverpool and each attraction was some ball pit of some kind. then there was a teenage severus snape having a divination lesson in the ball pit with trelawney doing her whole stoned-af seer shit and he just sat there at this desk with a crystal ball in the ball pit surrounded by a class and a festival like ‘what the actual fuck?’ and lily was just chill and he was the only one that seemed to notice that this was not a normal divination lesson, nor were they in hogwarts and i woke myself up laughing.

'You'd look so pretty if you didn't have that colour on, you look like a witch, you'll frighten children, you're not going out like that are you?'

Fuck off, I look cute as hell and you’d look so pretty if you kept your unsolicited opinions to yourself.

'You'd look so pretty if you didn't have that colour on, you look like a witch, you'll frighten children, you're not going out like that are you?'

Fuck off, I look cute as hell and you’d look so pretty if you kept your unsolicited opinions to yourself.

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

I thought he meant galaxy minstrels where you’d just give birth to little sugar-shelled pieces of chocolate and thought ‘that wouldn’t be so bad’.

(via saqua23)

I will never not laugh at the fact that this was an actual scene.
#gaydaroffthescalecaptain #immensedildoincoming #cuesetmanagementlaughter #souvenirforyourspacehubby?

I will never not laugh at the fact that this was an actual scene.

#gaydaroffthescalecaptain #immensedildoincoming #cuesetmanagementlaughter #souvenirforyourspacehubby?

chinadollbelle:

Will never get over ‘Mudd’s women’ when the women are beamed aboard.
McCoy n Scott: woooow hot girls.
Spock: Ew wtf no.

#Spockisgay #andnoonecanconvincemeotherwise

Spock internally laughing at the rest of the male crew.

Will never get over ‘Mudd’s women’ when the women are beamed aboard.
McCoy n Scott: woooow hot girls.
Spock: Ew wtf no.

#Spockisgay #andnoonecanconvincemeotherwise

merlinsbane:

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?

there are those who loved it and absorbed it and it made them more powerful… unstoppable…rejoice, the gospel of enoby lives.

(via ladyshashan)

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website

no you won’t.

(via ladyshashan)

red and black witch goes shopping. autumn is coming :-).

red and black witch goes shopping. autumn is coming :-).

Looking killer for a mate’s family gathering.